If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Thanks for the mammaries.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
When he was nailed on the cross.
It popped a wheelie.
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Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
He read it in the Hobbituary.