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What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.