Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.