Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.