Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.