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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.