Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.