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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.