Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK