Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What are you?

Broke.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.