Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

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The Bannisters

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They Cantaeloped!

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Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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IDK

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IDK

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A small medium at large

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None, they were all minerals.

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I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Look at it in a mirror.

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Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.