Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Gluten freeverse

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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An investigator Sorry

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Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here