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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs