Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT