What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

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What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.