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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Nerd Jokes More Nerd Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss