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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.