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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.