Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.