Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...