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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!