X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Guardians of the galaxy
Because they work.
Wai fu.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Spacex
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
