Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.