What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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