April Sale - 20% Off

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Pearly Gates Jokes More Pearly Gates Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Goddamne Jokes More Goddamne Jokes

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.