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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving