What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving