What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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He wet his plants.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving