What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!