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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.