What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies