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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!