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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.