What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.