Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".