How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Formula 1 drooling!

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.