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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...