Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty