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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.