How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.