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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics