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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!