What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.