What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.