What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do christians avoid trigonometry?

Because there is alot of sin going on.