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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate