What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.