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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.