What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate