What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.