Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He went on furlong-er.
Udder chaos!
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
The DOWNS truck is a little slow.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Cat you understand!
It makes cents.
A coconut!
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because they drink to much coughee.
Let me be your *soil*mate
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
Only Sum
Smells like teen spirit.
Because it was a noble gas
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.