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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

React Jokes More React Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits