How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits