How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.