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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.