When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger