When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad