When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!