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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.