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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.