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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!