What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Get in the Karma.

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Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!