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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!