What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Put a peg on it's nose!

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!