How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor