How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts