How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...