When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.