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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.