When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Where did Es-car-go.

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They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Pout-ry farm..

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Quidditching

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It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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They use Bootox.

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He scared the hell out of him.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.