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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.