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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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On foot, how else? JK Rowling