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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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He couldn't stop.

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There was a face-off in the corner.

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How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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A Harry Potter

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Because they're both cauldron