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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.