What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley