Scratch Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Itch hiking!

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

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