Quidditching
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
Ruff Bark
A coin to scratch it with.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
You have to start from scratch.
It's made from scratch
Start from scratch.
From scratch.
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
They always scratch.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
He had to start from scratch.
Start from scratch!
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
Because he was often scratched!
Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Claude
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
A face palm.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
He won't ever give you *Up*.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me
Because he's dead.
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
