Scratch Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Tim Tebow Jokes More Tim Tebow Jokes

Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.