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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Elvis Presley Jokes More Elvis Presley Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.