What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.