What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.