What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.