What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.