A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Owens can finish a race.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Bull the chain when your done!
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.