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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.