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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.