What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.