Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.