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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.