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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!