Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.