Argue Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Sea Turtle Jokes More Sea Turtle Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.