Argue Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!