Because he was kneaded.
The Antelopes.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Bro sure!
This is not a drill!
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
An account-ant.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Help! I'm melting!
I don't know
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
A paracetamole!
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
I D K
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A stand up driver.
Many hands make light work.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
A retail store.
He was in The Nile
Brexit
Nah brah, tadah brah!
A herring aid!
Lemon-aid.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Toothpaste.
Give them a hand!
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Help, I think I'm in glove".
Luters.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
He wanted to double his prophets.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
An elf driving car
I can't help it I'm hooked.
Because she didn't want to go.
Dumbbelldor.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
When you help an old lemon across the street.
I think I could use a Han here.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Clowns Without Borders.
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Paula Ab-doula
Me neither. Help.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
To help with the cavity searches
The deputy head!
I'm serious... help.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Lucardio!
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Bob.
It was a bright sunny day.
A lost sole
A screwdriver
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
She wanted to see her nephewlope
You are no longer kneaded.
He kneaded the dough!
A beverage.
Just...ice.
Both stream instantly.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
