Because he was kneaded.
The Antelopes.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Bro sure!
This is not a drill!
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
An account-ant.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Help! I'm melting!
I don't know
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
A paracetamole!
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
I D K
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A stand up driver.
Many hands make light work.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
A retail store.
He was in The Nile
Brexit
Nah brah, tadah brah!
A herring aid!
Lemon-aid.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Toothpaste.
Give them a hand!
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Help, I think I'm in glove".
Luters.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
He wanted to double his prophets.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
An elf driving car
I can't help it I'm hooked.
Because she didn't want to go.
Dumbbelldor.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
When you help an old lemon across the street.
I think I could use a Han here.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Clowns Without Borders.
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Paula Ab-doula
Me neither. Help.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
To help with the cavity searches
The deputy head!
I'm serious... help.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Its bang out of order!
A car in first-crash condition.
That's not funny...
He desperately needed Apu.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Ten-ants
He thought he was melting.
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Because he kneads the dough.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Antelopes
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
