Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.