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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.