Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!