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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.