Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope