Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!