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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.