Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight...

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.