Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.