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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.