Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.