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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for