Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.