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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.