Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!