March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Previous Random Joke Next
Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Good Tennis Player Jokes More Good Tennis Player Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!