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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Good Tennis Player Jokes More Good Tennis Player Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!