Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Tennish
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
Law suits!
I'm at your service ma'am.
Cooking times.
They don't like getting close to the net!
