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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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WD-4D

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E-reptile dysfunction

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A poop

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That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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Ball lightning

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Some people are against shooting guns.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18