What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18