What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Tree turdy.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

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Penny...

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Amazon of a gun!

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18