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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18