What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere