What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.