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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument