An attornity.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
A cab.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
With a firm handshake.
We're both lawyers.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
A Beef