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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!