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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.