An attornity.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
By crossing the Finnish line!
No pun in ten did!
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
Some adults like lawyers.
Because they make themselves cross.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
