Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.