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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)