Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts