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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.