Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet