Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.