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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!