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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)