What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."