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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!