What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...