Floor Jokes

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

I'm floored!

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

I see the floor in your plan.

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Ground Coffee.

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Nail its other hand to the floor.

It slipped a disk.

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Underlay! Underlay!

It's a long story.

A dead Jedi" I replied

Glue it to the floor.

Because the floors Argon.

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

To look for the lowest prices.

That's no gouda

I can see your drawers!

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

He wanted to see the floor show!

Nail its other hand to the floor.

They both distrust men.

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

They didn't know their limits

One has a job.

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

A phone moan.

An Amish drive-by

Step Up: Transformers.

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

He got into treble.

They suspected it of fowl play.

Floor Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

What stops your hair from falling?

What did one architect say to the other?

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

What are these clothes on the floor?

What's the highest story of any building?

How can you make money fast?

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Why does Helium go up?

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

What did the floor say to the desk?

What did the carpet say to the floor?

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

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