Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

What are you looking for buddy?

What stops your hair from falling?

What did one architect say to the other?

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

What do you call coffee on the floor?

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

What Is A Kiss?

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

What are these clothes on the floor?

Love Card

What's the highest story of any building?

How can you make money fast?

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Why does Helium go up?

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

I Love Pizza & You

What did the floor say to the desk?

What did the carpet say to the floor?

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Why is everything lying on the floor?

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?