What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay