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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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