What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr