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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.