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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.