What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.