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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.