What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.