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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.