What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

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Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr