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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.