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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)