What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.