What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!