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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!