What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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He died in agony!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!