What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.