What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium