What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!