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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!