What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!