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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!