What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Curium Jokes More Curium Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!