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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!