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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!