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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!