Barium Jokes

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

Pet Dog Jokes More Pet Dog Jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette