Barium Jokes

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.