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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.