What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.