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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados