What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...