What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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UCLA.

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A mist conception.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.