What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.