What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.