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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.