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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.