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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.