What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.