What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.