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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.