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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.