What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.