What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!